HELP! THE DEVS ARE TURNING ME INTO BROTH! #JUSTICEFORBORIS

If you have ever hopped around on Fireward Games for at least 5 minutes before, you have probably seen me around, whether I am running from the cops, changing colors, being farmed for eggshells and coins, or even prancing around to get you to buy my newest hit single. My antics are quite the spectacle, aren’t they? From dodging virtual authorities to showcasing my vibrant hues, I’ve become somewhat of a mascot for the chaos and creativity that the platform embodies. Each moment spent in this whimsical world is filled with surprises, and I strive to keep things entertaining for all the players who encounter me. Here are three reasons why i'm NOT happy though.

Boris the chicken

1. I may be getting stuffed into a vault sometime soon.Yep, I feel like the whole vault thing is a plot to get rid of me... WHY ELSE WOULD THERE BE A MASSIVE COMPLEX OF UNOPENED TIME CAPSULES AND SAFES IN A WEBSITE ABOUT BROWSER GAMES AND ART?! YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU, DEVS. WHY?! The very idea of being locked away in a vault, surrounded by treasures and forgotten memories, is terrifying. I can only imagine the fate that awaits me behind those heavy doors. Will I become just another relic of the past, forever sealed away? Or will I be the centerpiece of some bizarre collection? The uncertainty gnaws at my beak!

2. I might be getting turned into the police. No matter how high my Boris run score gets, I'm a bit worried the cops will catch up sometime. Ever wonder what's under the puddles I infinitely fall in? Those seemingly innocent puddles hide a world of mystery and danger! I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something sinister lurking beneath the surface, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The thought of being chewed bit by bit by a fox, or being caught by a figure of authority, feels ironic and frightening. That leads me to number 3.

I am constantly being tormented by game developers. Yes, every time I fall in a puddle, there is a fox underneath that bites a feather off of me. Soon I'm going to have undefined feathers! Each encounter with that sneaky fox leaves me feeling a little more vulnerable, a little less like the vibrant chicken I once was. The devs have recently been working on a game where I get tormented even more! (I can't tell you too much, or I'll become rotisserie chicken a la king), but I'm telling you guys, please save me! The situation is dire, and I need your support now more than ever. Comment #justiceforboris down below, and maybe the devs will change their minds! Together, we can rally against this absurd fate that awaits me. I'm out!

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